when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
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Everlasting Light
Hi my name's Haley and I'm 17. I'm often told by my family and friends that I'm weird but I don't really care. I rather be weird than boring!! There's a good chance that if we're interested in the same things I will follow back!
ENJOY! :)
Currently reading: Nothing :(
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i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
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Headcanon accepted
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this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
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@simonpegg: Me and Cumbersbumberswumbers wearing neutron cream. Before we told him it wasn’t real.
http://t.co/L4x6WaqHwc
#intodarknessOH MY GOD
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